Nancy Pelosi for President

It's a big if, but it gives me hope to think the Forces of Evil will lose their control of the House and Senate in November, and that in January the hearings and trials will begin. They'll have to take both Dark Lord Cheney and the Chimp in the Oval Office out, but that shouldn't be especially difficult. And according to what's left of the Constitution, the Speaker of the House is next in line, QED.